Artnose Recruitment

The ideal candidate will be female, aged between 25 and 30, staggeringly beautiful and fluent in at least four non-European languages including Mandarin, Arabic, Russian and Hindi. You will be educated to PhD level or beyond in art history (preferably from the Courtauld Institute of Art) with an MBA or similar business qualification. Knowledge of top-end budget planning and corporate accountancy would be a distinct advantage for this prestigious role, as would at least five years experience of dealing with mergers and acquisitions among high-level business clients in the corporate, public, private and government sectors. Willing to travel around the world at a moment’s notice, you will be confident, an excellent communicator and dynamic public speaker, a team player and a self-motivated innovating rainmaker able to push through the most demanding projects under pressure while maintaining a cool, organised demeanour. You will be in charge of a team of around fifty people working to round-the-clock deadlines requiring meticulous attention to detail.

Salary £12k pa. For application form, send blood sample and recent photograph to Typical Arts Recruitment, The Big Pillared Property in Mayfair, London WC1.