Artnose Cuisine

(posted May 2002)

The Baghdad Booma Blow-Out

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Chicken Al Qaeda

with
Condoleezza Rice

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Jihad of Lamb

with
Peshawar Potatoes

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Chocolate 'Ceasefire' Pudding
with Short Range Biscuits

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Coffee Annan

What the critics say...

"Dangerously hot..." - Clare Shortbread

"Mmmm, spicy..." Norma Major, Currie Lovers Magazine

"A veritable conflagration of flavours" - General Mushroom, Islamabad

"Nuclear, man!" - Mahmoud Armoured-Dinner-Jacket, Tehran

"Some like it hot, and this is hot" - Paul Wolfwhistle, Washington Daily Post

"Apocalyptically tasty" – Gloria Summers Day, Artknows restaurant critic

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