Most expensive art is bought by richest people, says shock report

By our art market  correspondent 
Art Baselitz

The world's most expensive works of art are being bought by the world's richest individuals. This is the shocking finding of a new report published this week by the Bonkers Research Institute in Boca Raton, Florida.  


Art attack

In order to capitalise on this fast-moving market, Artnose has joined forces with leading Dubai-based art investment consultancy Gorgeous Asset Partners to offer leading-edge advice on art investment to wealthy individuals, wealth funds, investment advisors and other 'cash-rich, info-poor' individuals and organisations.

For the past ten years Gorgeous Asset Partners have produced the authoritative world-renowned annual Mars Bar/Art Price Index, which correlates the price of art and antiques in relation to Mars bars, the tasty chocolate confectionary loved by millions of people the world over. The index has consistently shown that art is an attractive alternative investment and much less fattening than Mars bars.

"The art market is very buoyant right now, with lots of very wealthy people buying all the high-ticket, blue-chip pieces at the more rarefied end of the scale," said FlipArt's managing director Patty Fluff from her 7000-square foot office on the 189th floor of the Burj Al Arab hotel complex in Dubai. "These people have more money than they know what to do with and need advice on how to spend it. That's where we come in. By joining forces with Artnose, the world's leading art news organisation, we gain access to some of the greatest artists and critics of our time. This will help us leverage our expertise and ride the bell-curve going forwards."

"I'm not sure what she's on about," said Artnose editor Percy Flarge. "Like all art investment consultants, Patty's a little too fond of the Columbian marching powder. We only joined up with them to get a piece of the action."

Sir Godfrey Bonkers is 109.  

 

 


Put our mini-ad
on your website

home l archive l artists l critics l small ads l dating l links l letters l about